I do not have an official missable flag. See [the missable page](/achievements/missable/) for the limit of that claim.

Achievements

All Steam achievements

Q: Which one do people get first?

Smiling friend, at 85 percent in that snapshot. The [dedicated note](/achievements/smiling-friend/) is what the description does and does not say.

Checked 2026-10-18

Twenty-five names, from Exophase and Steam's global rates. Xbox has its own set of icons for the same game. I am not merging a step I do not have.

Steam's achievements.total for app 2680280 is 25. The global snapshot I am willing to quote: Smiling friend 85.44 percent, THE END 21.52 percent, Jeb 19.62 percent, R.I.P. GL 18.99 percent, YES THIS IS MADNESS 18.35 percent, Thats Just a Theory 4.5 percent, Hardcococococore 5.7 percent, Golden Buddy 0.00 percent.

Names I can list

THE END (finish once), World War Paper (watch the credits), Super Bandage Boy, HOTLINE (all levels as Super Bandage Boy), Jeb The Scientist, Blood Runner, Lost Soul, Golden Fre...Buddy, Thats Just a Theory (find all lore), Can I Pet the Dog?, Family Boi, Aha!, P33 RANK, ULTIMATE P33ING, CAREER ADVICE, YES THIS IS MADNESS, ANIME 2 WATCH, R.I.P. GL (2014-2026), Episode 0?, Hardcococococore, Peaceful solution, Smiling friend, Drone 0, MOLLY, Otherworlder.

EP.0's eleven are on their own page. They did not move into this list.

Steam screenshot: a sketched black creature and a red-cap enemy in a burning arena

Steam screenshot: the lore map, with a START HERE arrow on the node THE FACILITY

Questions I keep getting

Which one do people get first?

Smiling friend, at 85 percent in that snapshot. The dedicated note is what the description does and does not say.

What is missable?

I do not have an official missable flag. See the missable page for the limit of that claim.

Sources I used

Steam store page, PAPERHEAD — app 2680280, price and platforms rechecked 2026-10-18
Exophase — 25 names